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50 degree weather in January? If this is a result of global warming then I'm stocking up on styrofoam products.
Jan 06, 12
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@mattpayton7
Do you know what time the Portsmouth game ended?
Sep 30, 11
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I'm sarcastic so often that even I don't know when I'm being serious.
Jun 08, 11
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Every time I go in my backyard, two alley cats come and visit. It must be my animal magnetism.
Apr 30, 11
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@jessawhat
Stalker? :P
Apr 06, 11
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Hipster glasses.
http://t.co/VLDSys0
Apr 06, 11
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Apr 04, 11
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@jessawhat
The strep is clearing up, but I'm still suffering from iPad 2. The agony.
Apr 01, 11
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I have good news and bad news. I have strep throat and an iPad 2. I'll let you decide which is which.
Mar 28, 11
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@noyesk
Don't you make your living from technology?
Mar 26, 11
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Eleven days down and sixteen to go before my iPad 2 arrives. I'm about to go full Cartman and freeze myself.
Mar 21, 11
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Went for a nice walk with a pretty lady in lovely weather. Adjectives all around.
Feb 16, 11
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Went to a father daughter dance last night. Spent the entire time thinking every other guy was a pedophile.
Feb 12, 11
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Everyone has their own way dealing with emotional situations. I play Sodoku.
Nov 30, 10
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Jif is so sexist. I say we choosy dads choose to boycott their delicious peanut butter.
Nov 28, 10
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My son informed me that I shouldn't drink coffee because it will make me cough. I love how children's minds work.
Nov 07, 10
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I think too much. When you're always trying to predict the outcomes of your decisions you forget to enjoy the present.
Oct 16, 10
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"Daddy, why are you so big?" I turn around and see a magnifying glass in her hand. Shew. I almost let my daughter give me a weight complex.
Aug 17, 10
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Photo: Pencil Tip Micro Sculptures By Dalton Ghetti:: Kidrobot’s Blog, The KRonikle
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Aug 11, 10
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@oldspice
I've been dating an older, not-yet-divorced, woman who is also my co-worker. How awesome am I?
Jul 14, 10
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